$ whoami
Too lazy to REAL WORK.
Creative enough to AVOID it.
Offensive security, defensive laziness. We'll happily spend a year rediscovering bugs one Google search could've found, then call it security research. Half our best findings happened while avoiding actual work, purely out of laziness.
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// what we do
Sleep. Sleep. Hack.
Sleep
Rule one of the job. Half our bugs fix themselves the second we close the laptop and go horizontal. We prefer to call that efficiency.
Sleep. Again.
If the first nap didn't crack it, take another. We tell people we're "thinking it through." Technically true, just with our eyes closed.
Hack
Somewhere between naps we break something and screenshot the proof. Then we act like it took real effort, then post "we hack the planet."